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As public opinion turns, reports from within Mount Doom suggest Orc Lieutenant Gothmog is to be relieved of command and withdrawn from Gondor back to Minas Morgul where he is expected to soon retire. Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.

"It's obviously regrettable when anyone is run down by Wargs, bound with chains of black iron and skinned alive with knives forged in the depths of Isengard, but let's remember that villagers have a responsibility not to impede the legitimate operations of Sauron's Legions."

"We invade your peaceful settlements only to catch a band of hobbit saboteurs known as the Hobbitifa who are on a mission to destroy invaluable cultural artifacts, and who keep stirring up trouble everywhere they go. Assist the Dark Legions, and never forget that Palantir is watching you!"