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existentialcomics.comPhilosophy of Shoplifting a Giant TurkeyA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

5/10/26, 4:31 pm18 reposts117 likes

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@artgirlsummer.bsky.social

Hegel should have bought that Turkey and liquor. Marx writes better when he's fat and boozed up.

@tommasz.bsky.social

The key is to shoplift a smaller turkey, counting on the shop owner being unwilling to question your sudden weight gain.

Michel Clasquin-Johnson

@clasqm.bsky.social

Alternatively, take over the country and nationalize the turkey industry.

andyrs313.bsky.social

@andyrs313.bsky.social

Modern morality: "I am going to [steal this turkey] because I want to, and if later questioned, I will reason out why it was justified."

mariophilipp.bsky.social

@mariophilipp.bsky.social

Why do you make a rule utilitarian out of Kant?