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Existential Comics
@existentialcomics.com

The maddest I ever got at a coworker was when this guy who I worked with for years suddenly brought up that he grew up with a pet raccoon. My dude....why did you not bring this up earlier?? This whole time we should have been talking about your raccoon's shenanigans, instead of emails and meetings.

Fat Apollo, baby!
@fatapollo.myatproto.social

When she died, my mom made a wooden coffin with satin lining and a little pillow. She buried it in our backyard and 50 years later will not tell us where it is. Someday someone will find it and think the mayor of the city had a little demonbaby