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If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says: "Greenland ➡️". And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall.

21/1/26, 8:48 pm32 reposts291 likes

unoservix

@unoservix.bsky.social

21 Jan

"sorry Mr President we got a better offer from South Sudan, they want to buy it and rename it Northest Sudan"

James HG Redekop 🏳️‍🌈

@tzoq.bsky.social

21 Jan

Trump doesn't move fast enough for that to be effective. A tunnel painted on a breakaway tarp above a cliff would work better.

Scot

@scot1200.bsky.social

21 Jan

🤔 Yeah: I like it.

ediescott.bsky.social

@ediescott.bsky.social

21 Jan

Maybe paint some sort of tasteless golden award at the far end of the tunnel

Michael Parry

@doktorv.bsky.social

21 Jan

Or a scantily clad 13yo girl