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But lakes and gulfs are, wait for it.... gender fluid! Boom!

If they are over 18 they can change their name to whatever they want.

Only if you’re a dictator!

Only if an old white man tells you you can. Cuz Trump doesn't have any problems with Caitlyn Jenner...

James Donald Bowman David Hamel Vance.

Nah, it was consistent since consent was ignored.

And military bases. And acronyms like DEI

depends on what type of elemental

Doubly unfair because people are mostly water.

Because it so true

u r actually

Right place, right time; lightning in a bottle post 🤭

Well played.

This is why I always call DJT Drumpf. If he thinks other people can’t change their name, his family doesn’t get to in my book. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I hate that mofo.

It’s forever Sears Tower, Comiskey Park, Twitter, and the Gulf of Mexico. And Caitlin Jenner, for as long as she wants to be called Caitlin Jenner. PEOPLE get to change their names in my book.

But you ended up making the better point, which is that until someone legally changes their name, no one should be accused of some horrible act because they refer to someone by their legal name- and if it's a family member who has known that person their whole lives, it's especially understandable.

Well played

Guess I should’ve been born a river if I wanted people to respect my name.

First Pluto was demoted from a Planet and now this BS with the Gulf of Mexico? JFC.

have you tried changing it to "the MILF of America"

woah

yeah, that's all i've been thinking this whole time. i will deadname the sea until my last living breath if that's how they're going to treat us

Isn’t it wild? A whole body of water can be rebranded, but the identity of a person is still up for debate by others. We need to rethink what actually deserves respect.

Yakov Smirnoff going back to the well.

🔥🔥🔥

Dead naming the gulf and the mountain and the VP from here on out!

Love this

oh i fucking know "imma deadname the gulf of mexico hurr hurr" vs "oh great a gulf can do it but i can't?" Very different vibes.

And Vice Presidents can … 3 times.

Giant bodies of water don't take part in competitive sports.

😔

Yeah sorry, it'll always be the Gulf of Mexico to me.

Nah. In America ( now ) the president tell bodies of water and people what they will be called and call each other.