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thread for posting dumb guy things

> me and the boys getting up at 05:00 and driving for 20 mins to the beach to see the sunrise > realizes we're on the west coast

> searching for the north star in the night sky > while looking south

> me and friend rents scooter with questionable brakes and no headlights > does 80 on a one-lane highway with no dividers, no lights, no cell reception if that wasn't enough > wheels slip and tumble for 2 seconds > nearly fall with giant trucks behind us > both laugh for 20 mins how we didn't die

> next trip > rents questionable scooter again > wheels slip again but i fall this time > all four limbs covered in blood > all guys conclude scratches on scooter is the bigger issue

1/2 okay another one i just remembered, went out with the boys at night and knew we would be late and didn't want to get fined (there's a fine for late entry, don't ask why), so one of us calls the dorm warden and asked "We're coming late, is that fine?" and the warden goes, "Yes, there is a fine."

another one: > plan [for five minutes] to travel 500kms to the west coast to see the beach > reach the beach > decide the first thing on the itinerary is to drive 100km back east to see some random waterfalls > spend an entire day of the [hastily] planned two-day beach trip in the mountains

> 10 hours before exams > gather at our friend's room > he has multiple backlogs > start playing in his room > guy scolds us asking us to let him study > starts playing after 5 mins of argument > goes directly to sleep after playing > takes the test next morning > results come, another backlog

this is more dangerous than stupid/funny: > play cricket using a steel rod as a bat > make a guy stand directly behind the rod for wicketkeeping > rod hits the guy's knee > flesh and bones exposed, guy gets hospitalized > few hours later, we start playing again > wicketkeeper in his wheelchair