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Get ready with me. An #eggtruth thread 🧵

💄 Foundation: 8,000 years of selective breeding

✨ Highlight: desired traits in, motherhood out

21/8/26, 3:00 am0 reposts1 like

💦 Setting Spray: 16hrs artificial light, no seasons

💪 Body Sculpting: 300 eggs/yr, bones breaking

🤝 Brand Deal: 3 companies own every hen's genetics

⏰ Expiry: 72 weeks. Replaced. Every egg is a product review for the body you designed.