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Blood draws will soon be required for every Starbucks purchase to make sure your caffeine levels are within recommended ranges.

Drew Pickard

@drewpickard.com

Brain scans will be required for exit from all american professional sports leagues to make sure you do not retain an account of the game without the expressed written consent of the league.

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