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DK Vine
@dkvine.com

“On one adventure we met Conker, a squirrel that PEES on things! He later helped me overthrow a magic pig man from space, and he later became king when a Nazi weasel’s coup attempt went awry. You ever watch the ‘Alien’ films? It was exactly like that. Once again, I’m Diddy Kong.”

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Matt
@heisman64.bsky.social

“Let’s forget about him and instead talk about Banjo, a bear that wears a backpack. He told me that his friend Kazooie is inside of the backpack but I never met her. Last time I hear from him was when that he and Kazooie saved his sister from an evil witch.”

Pksmashbros
@pksmashbros.bsky.social

I kind of imagine Diddy, Banjo and the rest of the Timber’s island gang don’t really know what happened to Conker after DKR especially since the squirrel confirmed that he doesn’t associate with them anymore and even considers them freaks or maybe after his bad fur day he’s afraid of making-