I played the @austinkleon.bsky.social blackout game with Ian's post. WordPress among so many other things out there still uses PHP and the job security it provides, much like COBOL, should be protected at all costs. frfr tho be safe out there friends and patch your shit, thoughtfully and fast.
shitposts aside, this one is serious, my loves: if you’re just waking up and you have any service online running PHP 5.4 to latest, you need to take it down RIGHT NOW and don’t put it back online until after it’s patched absolutely catastrophic vulnerability dropped in the middle of the night