Here's a thread of some Dan McQuade blogs that we really loved 🦅 The Garden State Parkway’s Jon Bon Jovi rest stop is playing fast and loose with famous quotes: defector.com/the-garden-s...
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defector.comThe Garden State Parkway's Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop Is Playing Fast And Loose With Famous Quotes | DefectorCHEESEQUAKE, N.J. — Have you ever scored a touchdown? I never played real football, so my own experiences have been pretty low-key, but man, did they feel great. I think I remember almost all of them—...
One last trip to Philadelphia's department store of dreams: defector.com/one-last-tri...
defector.comOne Last Trip To Philadelphia’s Department Store Of Dreams | DefectorMy son was on a mission. Simon has been walking since December, and he’s getting more confident each day. He’d spotted something, and was scooting down the aisle as fast as he could towards it. He wan...
This 1989 Arnold Palmer video game was shockingly horny: defector.com/this-1989-ar...
defector.comThis 1989 Arnold Palmer Video Game Was Shockingly Horny | DefectorThis week EA Sports announced that the next installment of its FIFA video games series, which began in 1993 on Sega Genesis, will be its last. EA will continue to make a soccer game every year, but it...
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Flyers' Scott Laughton struggles to raise flag, stares directly into the sun: defector.com/flyers-scott...
defector.comFlyers’ Scott Laughton Struggles To Raise Flag, Stares Directly Into The Sun | DefectorI was supposed to be the flag-raiser for my elementary school one year. At the end of 7th grade, myself and another student who lived on my block—selected, I think, because we lived close to the schoo...
This giant visage of Jerry Seinfeld is what finally got me to floss: defector.com/this-giant-v...
defector.comThis Giant Visage Of Jerry Seinfeld Is What Finally Got Me To Floss | DefectorI want to make it clear that I have good teeth. I got regular dental care as a child. I had braces. My teeth have shifted a little bit since then—and as a vain, paranoid person I am very self-consciou...
Which U.S. presidents could parallel park? An investigation: defector.com/which-u-s-pr...
defector.comWhich U.S. Presidents Could Parallel Park? An Investigation | DefectorJoe Biden has had a week that would excite a toddler. Yeah, he signed his big infrastructure bill on Monday. But then he got to visit a new bridge. And yesterday he got to ride in a big, fast truck! H...
Why the NFL Combine should be in my backyard: a 1,000 word essay defector.com/why-the-nfl-...
defector.comWhy The NFL Combine Should Be In My Backyard: A 1,000-Word Essay | DefectorThe fire table doesn’t really warm you up much, honestly, but my neighbors gave it to me. Maybe they have more stuff they could loan me for the duration of the combine. I’ll check.