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Roman CPSC 🤝 Modern CPSC "We need to do something about these satchel-related injuries."

Matt Akins@walkipedia.bsky.social

Bold assumption that I’d need a pumpkin , when I’ve mangled myself just attempting to retrieve a pocket knife from my satchel. Good thing I have a first aid kit , *also* in my satchel.

26/10/26, 1:40 pm7 reposts160 likes

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

Connecting with the public health workers of Antiquity every time we tell you not to trip over a bag.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

[summoning the collected wisdom of the previous Avatars] "Don't stab yourself trying to carve large culinary vegetables this week."

Adam J Thaxton

@raygungoth.bsky.social

But my cabbages…

EDS Dragon

@edszebragirl.bsky.social

Next you'll be saying throwing knives and axes is unnecessary