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Unfortunately for all the celebrities following us from their Bluesky burner accounts and for @diedrichbader.bsky.social, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social, and @ryangreynolds.bsky.social who are following us from their actual accounts, Flashybat is NOT for sale.

You should make actual flashybat flashlights. I need at least 20 of them so I can start my home lighthouse. That seems like the ideal flashlight for such a purpose.