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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

We're not really mad about the discovery of a new cat, you guys. You know we're joking, right? It's important to us that you know that.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

As if we're a whole agency of tiny mice wearing little clothes to work in our little mice office or something. Haha! Wouldn't that be... wouldn't that be silly! That's who would be really upset. The tiny mice people which we are definitely DEFINITELY not.

18/9/26, 1:25 pm25 reposts339 likes

unrealist.bsky.social

@unrealist.bsky.social

Now I need fanart of it!

DigsUpDeadFolksStuff

@trowelblister.bsky.social

Bloody Magratheans

@saff313.bsky.social

USCPSC office rn:

@ambientrelish.bsky.social

I don't think tiny mice people would've presented Quinn as a comforting presence.

@lea3193.bsky.social

Don't worry, I'm sure the cute kitty won't interfere with finishing the program. You'll get the question in due time.

Lola (she/her).

@danceswithlife.bsky.social

You people rock 👍😊. Best Federal agency ever!

@sbamb.bsky.social

That cat eats babies, not mice. You don't mess around with wild cats.

🎃 Robin Bobcat 🎃

@robinbobcat.bsky.social

Okay, but now we're upset that you're NOT staffed by a bunch of clever little mousies wearing hats.

Knight of the Order of the Rodentia

@orodentia.bsky.social

*sighs in disappointment*

🎃 Robin Bobcat 🎃

@robinbobcat.bsky.social

Little mousies with hats and clipboards snd hi-vis vests...

Knight of the Order of the Rodentia

@orodentia.bsky.social

A couple in the office fighting printer jams...

@jackdaw687.bsky.social

Sammy at Wayside School intensifies . . .