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Unless you’re at a patriot front 4th of july picnic, as shown above…

Even legal fireworks can malfunction, use care and pay attention at all times.

* doesn't apply to maga, you folks do what you like

And don't give fireworks to your kids like they are toys bsky.app/profile/13ab...

More videos of mannequins getting exploded, please.

Instructions unclear, now there is a tough choice to be made.

as firedepartmentchronicles put it, "have fun, AND DONT BE DUMB!!!! happy fourth of July! :)"

More clips of mannequins with red hats blowing up please... I believe they're the ones to feel more like explosive experts, on account of something they saw on the Internet, and all the inbred alcoholism

I'll bet that you are opposed to Hollywood sequels, too!

Too many idiots are looking at this and thinking 🤔 “Cool- I never thought of that!!”

And if you live in Colorado or anywhere else dry: I'm begging you to consider... not doing fireworks. I know, and I'm sorry, but I've had a headache for 3 days straight from wildfire smoke and people are worried about their pets dying from the poor air quality. 💀

Never throw the seemingly spent casings of Roman candles onto the bonfire to clean up end up the night either.

Just don't use fireworks at all. They terrorize pets, wildlife and trigger PTSD in humans.

Nooooo! My mannequins!

You made that look fun, ffs.

Don't ingest fireworks or you'll explode like Alex Jones.