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'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey.

17 Nov 2025

"Sir, CPSC's GRAVY satellites missed the cook location." "Does anyone know where this cook is happening?!" "It could be anywhere, Sir. On the porch. In the garage. We have no idea."

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

17 Nov 2025

Just so you all know - the CPSC social media person is not on any bunker list. We're out here with you all in this thing together.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

[Watching the FEMA folks across the street get taken to the bunker.] Must be nice.

17/11/25, 3:28 pm8 reposts189 likes

Bailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress

@bbwolfevox.com

17 Nov 2025

You’ve got better music to live for, though

lyncatmom.bsky.social

@lyncatmom.bsky.social

17 Nov 2025

Ummm if you DID see the FEMA folks being taken to a bunker, would you let us know? As a courtesy warning.