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I'm suddenly feeling seen!!!!

You failed to mention uphill both ways!

Did admin get their start on the U.S. Consumer Newspaper Delivery Commission? 😄

I had to take my son on his route because of the angry deer (singular) who would chase him down the road.

*So, this holiday season take a minute and find a way to show some appreciation to the people in your community who likely don't get enough and for the sake of that toy squirrel we lit on fire for this video water your real Christmas tree.

And if you were really lucky, the dogs wouldn't be outside. Otherwise, you'd finish your route in (hopefully) record time

You’ll be getting my therapy bill for this sudden violent flashback.

But, you got paid far less than minimum wage every 2 weeks, so it had that going for it

Was it just ours, or did everyone's Sunday paper come in two parts and you had to put them together first, too?

Bitter?

Your Sunday paper must’ve been thinner than ours?

I helped my father with his route on Sundays. I had to hang out the window and throw the paper with both hands and try to time my release with his swerve to the next house across the street.

Someone clearly still has trauma.

Despite you being "U.S. CPSC" I still thought you were talking about 28℃ and was like "HA that a good Fall/Spring day try 38℃!" then I realized you meant Fahrenheit and it made a lot more sense.

And heaven help you if the paper landed anywhere other than that welcome mat...

I think it's been a teen and up job here for a while bcz distance between houses, but also, man I miss newspapers (free wrapping paper and packing materials lol).

I remember those days. Paper media tries every day to turn us all digital. Customers didn’t abandon newspapers, newspapers abandoned us. When you stopped printing local news (obits etc), my bros dumped you. Larger companies to follow. You committed suicide. Same with our previously great MSM.

My local waste disposal services want me to deliver any hazmats for disposal in a cardboard box lined with old newspaper. Any idea where I can get old newspaper?

Modern version: faster than a Tesla.

LMAO. I was going to say, the darkest days in history, the olden days with the job I had at 13 were used as historical context to describe to a modern public WHAT A NEWSPAPER WAS. Then again, we're just people born in the 1900s to many of these kids.

this is some quality government content right up in here

Our wagon was green and also used for the garden. *nods*

Chap named Calvin would like a word, and Hobbes is nowhere to be seen.

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