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It's getting harder and harder to distinguish between interacting with most businesses now and getting mugged.

We'd like to offer you a special deal, mugging monthly plus, prices will go up and quality will go down, you'll love it!

Wow, that sounds so much better than private equity!

In addition to mugging monthly plus, we'll be laying off half our workforce! We consider all our stakeholders while we maximize short term profits and ruin something that used to be nice!