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Dashcam footage caught Jaythan Gilder trying to swallow any evidence of his crime by ingesting a pair of stolen diamond earrings. He's been found guilty of robbery and grand theft after he committed the crime last year.

27/10/26, 9:58 pm3 reposts24 likes

Emily

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Customer: Oh, these are lovely - you said G color? Tiffany: Those are F, actually! C: Oh, beautiful - and you said "FL?" T: Yes ma'am, flawless clarity. C: They really do sparkle. T: Exceptional brilliance. C: Say, these aren't the ones that you pulled from a criminal's ass are they? T: uh...