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It's a 108 degrees and the local brownouts have caused your AC to stop work - if you had enough money to pay for the electricity anyway. Wouldn't a boiling cup of pumpkin flavored mud make your day!

We could add some pineapple to it for a little acidity

Better than pineapple on pizza

Sir, I am concerned. And not in a Susan Collins kinda way...

Supply chain led marketing.

Nope. It’s 100 degrees where I live.

It's like 7 days until September. That is not too soon. You probably think Christmas stuff should wait until after December 1st. Nah, dude, we want as much of it as we can get before it's gone again.

I’m a terrible person. For a second, I thought to myself, “fuck whatever season Starbucks wants me to think it is, and fuck CNN for treating this garbage as news”, but then I came to my senses. Thank you for this public service- “pumpkin spice, kick ass” is what I should have thought to myself.

Starbucks can fuck off

Starbucks sucks. No thanks. Overpriced garbage.

🤮

Inside a Canadian Starbucks yesterday midday. #ElbowsUp

So, advertising ?? Maybe we should talk about why are ppl boycotting this evil place

Yep , it was originally Pumpkin pie spice but somehow the Pie got dropped. Same as sweetbread isn’t sweet or have bread. Gotta love it.

It's the LAST WEEK in August. Roll out the PSLs.