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Yearlong simulation program? That's longer than my Netflix subscription.

I nominate Elon

I'd do it but only if I can stay in simulation until after Trump leaves office (I need the break)!

Is this renewable after each year?

宇宙飛行士にはなれずとも　 何かに携わることができる人は幸せ者

宇宙飛行士にはなれなくても　 何かにかかわれたら凄くうれしいかも。

Sign me up!!! I'm so over this fucking planet.

Trump Elon Bezos and Ellison

Looking for morons? We have an endless supply of Republicans that are qualified. Send them all.

Should get the “astronauts” from the blue origin stunt to continue their space training.

Trump, Musk, Putin and Netenyahu. The world would be far better without them

Are they going to be cut off from contact with the outside world in their simulation? If so is there any way Elon could be drafted?

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