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The problem with knowing technology is that you have thoughts like "what if classical music could jack you off" and you have the ability to make it happen and an adhd brain that will not let you do otherwise until it's done.

Pick the right Cage piece and you've got multi-generational chastity. bsky.app/profile/glas...

Megan Fox@glassbottommeg.bsky.social

But classical pieces are typically very long, so <steeples hands> What if the classical music could EDGE you, until a crescendo

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24 hours later and I'd just like to say I've had to spend more time thinking about sheet music versus performance alignment, DSP, and dick stroking than I was really prepared for. Which is pretty much par for the course with this kinda shitpost.

“So what’d you do this weekend” “Figured out that having Bach try to give you a handjob is a really nasty DSP problem”