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Canada should become the 51st state? We will Home Alone this country like you wouldn’t believe.

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there's so much wilderness and trained military personelle that the entire population of canada could disappear and run a guerilla campaign. I wonder what colour they'd paint the house this time around.🤔

I would prefer it when our cousins to the south would rename their "States" as "Provinces" and become part of Canada. Of course they would need to adopt the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms and the Criminal Code of Canada, but we can work out the details later.

I say Trump and Trudeau have a battle to the death - no weapons, they fight like men - and whoever wins gets to claim the others’ country. It would be just like the Tyson v Paul fight but if Tyson were an obese orange dotard with no fighting skills and Paul were not a giant douche.

If we just want a few states, I would start with all five states that touch the Pacific Ocean, Puerto Rico, and the USVI. USA does not want Puerto Rico or USVI anyway, so they would give them away for a handful of beads and $24. A precedent was set in 1626.

No, group all conservative provinces as one state, and leave the liberal provinces as separate states. Might as well gerrymander them like republicans have done in the US.