Linux: "Ubuntu 26.04 is now available as an upgrade."
Me: "Mmm.. Maybe I should upgrade."
Linux: "Do you want to see the release notes?"
Me: "Yes please, just to be on the safe side and all."
Linux:
Looks like he's hand-coded that text rendering in assembly language like a badass. It's running a little Oric emulator within the window. Just need to work out the screen width.