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Contrafagotto32
@bobrichardson.com

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Engineer: The cup is twice as big as it needs to be (Not my joke, forgot where I heard, but has stuck with me since I was a kid.)

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Truvy: Cuppa cuppa cuppa? You don't even need to write it down: just mix a cup of flour, a cup of sugar, and a cup of fruit cocktail with its juice, then mix and bake at 350 til gold and bubbly.

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