"post to post-card" / "the baron's egg" / all assets used public domain or otherwise free from restriction / the former president's dog is in it a lot
ME: i’m so sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate? ME: sympathy not solutions plz HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds very painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg. ME: it should be *my* egg :(
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