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Again. Profound.

Err…we don’t have two footballs you fucking halfwit! 🇬🇧

"From the standpoint of what's happening" is pulling a lot of weight here, I suspect.

I call it American Rugby from now on. It’s just easier.

And republicans have no balls

I call him the Antichrist, because he is the Antichrist.

I know what you mean, and this is not a comparison, but the NFL has held games in Germany that have had reasonable attendance en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_Int...

What a cretinous freak

Trump just failed that cognitive test.

I call ‘soccer’ kicking somebody out of my group or clan, when gaming. Tramp has lost at this game and it is time to kick him!

“Most successful from the standpoint of what’s happening…” The US asked for this.

A real FIFA president would have canceled the games in the USA and split them between Mexico and Canada. Blatter was a corrupt scumbag, but Infantino is taking it to a whole new level. I'd rather watch the kids play football.

“We’ve all got Big Boy Phones.”

In Britain, “football” became overwhelmingly dominant as the normal term, so “soccer” started sounding more foreign or Americanised over time.

Don’t be surprised if he’s back for another test soon! 😳

J. F. C. he truly is the dumbest person on this planet.

Soccer is stored in the footballs.

I think they allow only one football on the pitch at anyone time

Bullshitters gonna bullshit. Up to 70% of rooms reserved by Fifa in Boston, Dallas, Los Angeles, Philadelphia and Seattle have been cancelled.

And we call Trump pedo. It’s just easier to do.

We pay all of these goons to attend these shit shows?!

We have three footballs. Rugby Union Football and Rugby League Football plus the beautiful game, Football.

Majority of the time no, it's abbreviated to Rugby. The governing body of Rugby Union is called Rugby Football Union (RFU).

Trump is seven years old.

Rugby Football and Junior Rugby Football

Absolute load of balls, but then his lips are (kind of) moving, so…

sir, it’s another word you did not invent

Honestly, we have almost no American football at all.

Rugby Football and Football.

They have Association Football and American Football. Soccer is just an abbreviation of Association.

I see they are selling new merch. Hopefully it contains asbestos.

We have more than one. But only play with one at a time.

“From the standpoint of what’s happening” is how I frame all of my talking points 🫠

Well, sir. I’m sure if you whine enough, the rest of the planet will even rename them all to “TrumpBall”

Australia: Soccer, 2 kinds of rugby, Aussie Rules. All can be called football. American football is called gridiron. Not confusing at all. But soccer should be called football because it’s played using the feet. No hands except the goalkeeper.

Two? Are you sure there buddy?

the tickets aren't selling then?

He's a fucking idiot 🤣

thehill.com/homenews/sen... We know: DOR or DOI : department of revenge or injustice. Jail the responsibles. Boycott the WC in the fascist Trump US.

🤣🤣🤣 TFG.

So did the British, a long time ago.

Actually out of US the "american football" is almost unknown. There is another football, this is true, but it is "rugby". Anyway, the real football is the one played with feet, not with hands.

Did a search on sales for World Cup tickets.

I guess that means you have one teeny tiny ball to go with your teeny tiny dick!!!

Jesus!

Flanking toadies squirming with every emission. Gas bag.

That's like Two Corinthians, right? www.npr.org/2016/01/18/4...

That’s a coincidence. It matches the number of brain cells Trump has.

The game played with the actual feet and an actual ball is football, never soccer

The most successful they’ve ever had”. So typical Trump. It hasn’t even started yet 😏

I bet Canadian and Mexican stadiums are crowded… would be funny!

we all have only one football, its the one where you touch the ball with your feet, the clues in the name.

We are witnessing Idiocracy in real time.

They don’t have two footballs.

Oh fuck make this not real life

Somewhere a village is deprived of an idiot. 🤣

Ignoramus!

It’s football not ‘soccer’. American made up nonsense like his baseball ‘world’ series.

Trumpy has only got one ball The other is in the Albert Hall ...

Such a genius.

What a Moron

What a throbber

“It turned out the most succesfull worldcup from the standpoint they’ve ever had”? Wut? What is he even trying to say? The q was, was it worth it for the US to host it (I think?), this guy is just “winging it” and no one steps in. He is unfit. And they’re all complicit, just sitting there.

He has a hardest time with the smallest of things. Comprehension and retention is nowhere in this dipshit's skill set.

We all call it soccer dip shit because that’s what Americans do. Is there anything the pathetic loser doesn’t try to take credit for?

For sure makes the most sense.

And fresh off his latest cognitive test. Kraznov is crushing it today. Although I heard that the doctors did have to leave the sound on as an audio aid this time..

He lies like breathing.

nobody knows this, people are confused, yadda yadda

Two footballs, eh?

What

The only reason he’s still sitting upright is because his full diaper is like a beanbag chair.

how to make a trump: 33% bluster 33% lies 33% projection the remaining 600% are those sweet german genes

Thick as fuck. A utter uneducated cabbage

The double C is to control how the C and the O are pronounced. If it were spelled “socer” it would be pronounced “soh-sir” instead of “sah-kur”.

Have absolutely no idea what level of support the game has in Aus. But yeah chuck it in to make it five. 😱

Canadian Football has different rules, different number of players on the field and different size fields. As a Canadian, I consider our game to be unique and different from the game played in the US

Pretty sure soccer only has one ball but at least it's not like your cabinet which has zero balls

Marco Rubio is trying hard to no hable ingles during World Cup talk.

Trump at age 80, just casually going through all the realizations we all made in grade school

The mind of a narcissist. As if calling it soccer is due to him and not because it’s the colloquial language in America.

From the standpoint of what's happening, there is absolutely nothing that imbecile won't lie about. Nobody's ever seen anything like it.

Wrong! Here’s what happened. Secondary resale assholes bought all the tickets, and now they are available for thousands of dollars that we don’t have because Dumpy has trashed our savings accounts, screwed over immigrants, and destroyed our country. This will be the worst WC and it’s because of POS.

He almost said something reasonable and then snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

I love that Rubio has to sit there and listen to that shit.

www.youtube.com/shorts/4U2bA...

Over two more years of this fucking moron!! 😡

What a dumb ass.

His utter stupidity is like a lingering fart.

A true stable genius

What happens when you never prepare for any public event, know for absolute certainty that your base will never stop loving and everyone else will never stop loathing you, and your cognition is declining. There it is.

I said to my dressing up guy "How do you keep my shoelaces from coming loose?" He said, "Sir, I tie them with one set of rabbit ears and then I tie those ears together again!" Isn't that just incredible? Not many people could come up with a smart idea like that!

He calls it "soccer." Huh, so he's the one who started that, huh? Pretty amazing, considering it comes from the same guy who just learned there's a "b" in dumb, and that there's a word called "groceries" for stuff you buy at a supermarket.

You can call it whatever you want it’s gonna fail in your shitty country now

Clacio fiorentino (Florentine football, maybe the first one)

While Republicans have no balls (to remove that evil man and his cronies from power).

No one cares what a fool calls anything.