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3rd trimester man

so open it.,,you’re in control right??

The Epstein Gap.

Which one is it?

How loud is the echo in his noggin, do you think? @whitehouse-47.bsky.social

To rename it as the "Strait of Trump𝙤𝙤𝙯𝙚?"

The man with the belly bottom sticking out is very distracting 😁

A steady hand on the wheel. Master of the minutiae. Strategic powerhouse….Dear Lord….

Congratulations to the protruding belly button to the rapist's left effectively photobombing this bullshit.

Literally a dead gorilla would be better at the job.

Ramblings will continue up Hormuz improves

The pregnant guy standing behind him is ready to pop any day now... his belly button says so.

We dont have president lol

He can't keep his Strait story straight.

TRUMP: We have total control of the Strait of Hormuz, we are simply allowing it to remain closed temporarily, but the war will be ending very soon, and gas prices will drop by 700% to 900% in just one day, and then we will focus our efforts on the danger presented by Cuba.

We have titel control over the release of the Epstein files….

Well he's rather senile these days. Besides we no more have control over the Strait than Canada agreed to be our 51st state.🤣

Tik tok.

dumb as a bag of hair, that one,.

I am in total control of my bowels. Moments later: I just pooped in my pants.

🤣

A tale of two unstable, manic minds that can’t agree on who’s on first in the Strait of Hormuz.

It's the weave don't you know?!?🤣

I’m scared that of all the horrifying things that came out of trumps mouth all I could focus on was that big belly button sitting next to him!

Only dementia could explain that level of nonsense.

Sounds like someone's navigation system needs recalibrating.

frontotemporal dementia.

Why do people treat this as anything other than embarrassingly transparent bullshit?

Why do #MAGA and the GOP think this is okay? Iran is laughing at us.

TOTAL surrender!!!!!!!

A brief look inside his brain.

What a “dotard”

Just another embarrassing day in Trump’s America.

classautonomy.info/we-are-reall...

Trump: "I have total control over my bowels." TRUMP MOMENTS LATER: "I wear an adult diaper, and it's yuge!"

🙄 😖

You don’t wanna touch those faces. They spend a lot of time where the sun doesn’t shine. You’d catch something nasty. Orange and nasty.

This is what happens to your synapses when orange dye seeps into your brain.

Good grief, that belly behind him looks 8 months pregnant

Translation: "I want to continue toggling the conflict as long as possible for maximum insider oil trading profits for myself."

At first he was fine with them charging tolls, flip flopped on that pretty hard. I wonder who told him it was bad?

President NACHO - Not A Chance Hormuz Opens

Maybe he should rename it the Strait of Trump. Or maybe “Trump’s Sphincter?” Q: Why are gas prices so high? A: Trump’s Sphincter

Insurance premiums move before navies do. That spread is the real signal. #Hormuz #Oil Full breakdown with maps: youtube.com/papertrailgeo

I ❤️ Schrödinger’s war!

Contradictions is a form of dialect that’s found in certain corners of the world. •Mar-a-Lago •Trump National Golf Club: Bedminster New Jersey •Trump golf course: Turnberry Scotland •Trump International Golf: Ireland •Trump International Golf: Dubai

I’ve already made all the possible jokes about Trump, we’re just recycling at this point I think

We won long ago. Completely wiped them out last year and then again. Navy at the bottom of the sea. we have total control. All the foreign leaders praise me. Gas prices will fall below $2 soon. I alone did it. I wish Vanky were here. She loves me a lot. Not like that loser slenderman. Pudding time?

While 2 things can sometimes be true at the same time....NOT in this particular instance.

He does this dozens of times per day

His brain is mush, this is insanity

TRUMP (if he were honest): Why the hell does anyone ever listen to a single word I say? I clearly don't have a clue as to what I'm saying about anything except myself. And I lie about that.

It all needs to play out in public

Why doesn’t the felon just open the Strait of Hormuz since he says the U.S. controls it? Haha!

We have dementia We want ballroom

The NYT: Trump Lays Out Timeline for Opening Strait of Hormuz Everyone Else: “Trump is a Moron and Batshit Incompetent. Replace Him!”

He didn’t even have control of his brain pathways

25th

😂

If only he had total control of his mind we might not be in such a total mess!!!

And continue this Monte Python skit.

Impeachment now Before he destroys everything RELEASE THE TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES

We don’t have control of the strait, and we don’t have the right to control the strait, either.

"Straight Whore Moves who isn't for that? Mr Kroger?" #Epstein'sBFF

What a dumbass 😂😂😂

Maybe he can figure it out during the weekend when he’s not attending the wedding of his son.

We have total control of the straight of Hormuz when Iran decides to open it. 🤪

What an asshole

Nobody takes seriously that kind of drivel.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕 Gasp ettin resmen ne kontrolü 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Haydut, harami

When is the dude behind Trump gonna deliver? ☹️

The only thing I expect of Trump to say now is something stupider than I expected.

Prayers for the guy on the right who’s expecting. Looks like he has an umbilical hernia.

Is the Strait of Hormuz in the room with you now? If so, what is it saying?

He is batshit crazy.

Trump can’t control his own bowels, let alone the Strait.

As usual Don Pedo says things bypassing his demented brain. He contradicts himself all the time. What an idiot.

Fucking dope

Yes, he has total control over demanding total control. The Iranians have total control over giving Trump the figurative finger.

Part of me wishes he would drop down dead, but on reflection I'd rather see him crushed with humiliation while he is alive to experience it.

Donald Trump's a liar, the US military does not have control over the Strait of Hormuz. Instead, the strategic waterway is currently defined by a tense, contested stalemate between the United States and Iran.

Trump: "I making shit up as I go, stop quoting me!"

Lmao GOP, THIS is your god???

He's not in control of his own bladder or shit system.

Does shitler listen to anything that comes out of his fat fucking mouth?

Goddamn man! This dude is fucking gone 🤡

He looks like shit.

He can talk shit!!!

Numbnuts

We have control of the uncontrolled.

TRUMP: “I have total control of my bladder and sphincter as you know…”

it's Schrodinger's Strait

🤦🏻‍♂️

Give this guy a 2 pieces puzzle and he'll get stuck at half

No oil flow. Therefore no control = you’re losing. It’s that simple. Even you should be able to understand that.

He is blockading the Persian Gulf. Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz. Which doesn't really affect Iran as much as he believes. They still move oil through Afghanistan by train and truck to China, their primary buyer.

I stay in a perpetual state of embarrassment these days

"Y'see, sometimes you have complete control over something, like a can of Diet Coke. But it won't open because you have decomposing hands that don't do your bidding anymore, so it's frustrating. Like Iran. And my son's wedding."

Enough of this twaddle!

This turd of a man is clueless. Unfit and needs to be removed.

Schoedinger's Strait of Hormuz. It exists in a cloud of probability, simultaneously totally under our control and totally outside our control, until a ship tries to traverse it.

Ok, can we end this? Can Congress do their job?

Don't think Trump grasps the definitions of "control" and "open". And "strait".

Lololololol

damn who is rockin that taut outie polo can't contain it

This is precisely why he wears diapers

He is fucuing lol yeah meant the other word. He’s insane it’s very unsettling that he is sitting in the oval with our lives on the line. No doubt he would put every American in jeopardy of death

You have control but you can’t open it? His brain needs to tell his lips to stop moving.

What a total fucking moron he is!

The stupidity is astonishing. 🤪

The next lie inevitably contradicts the previous lie, because he forgets exactly which lie preceded the current one. For a congenital liar like Trump, it's hard to keep track.🙄

He is very russian in that respect