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Bottom line: Trump sucks at everything EXCEPT avoiding accountability.

-- violently shitting himself at 4:32 am

And Epstein’s shadow is moving closer😂

Heinz stock way up

Trump's Friday the 13th was one week late. I can't wait to see what the 'Ides of March' bring.

Finally!!!

No it doesn’t

Time to bomb Iran!

He seems sad. So sad. Sad poopy pedo!

Telling him stuff is a waste of time. Only jailing him would work.

Hal a freak in lu ya

Orders 10% across the board tax on everyone.

👍🏼👌🏼 (Meta) Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, WhatsApp and X. These apps were used to recruit victims for Epstein’s Island. Shut them all down in the US until further notice #pedophile_trump #pedophile_prince_andrew Turn over all of the Epstein files #pedophile_musk #pedophile_zuckerberg #hookermelania

This looks dumber and dumber the higher the sun gets in the sky.

He’s going to bomb Iran as soon as the closing ceremony is done. He has to prove he’s King Big Dick.

Trump is an insane pedophile. Release the Trump-Epstein Files. Impeach Trump and his entire Regime. Trump is a malignant narcissist and belongs in prison. Let's work to end the Epstein Presidency!

Guess who’s running as fast as they can from the White House?

Lovely

Someone hide the ketchup!

I guess that Saturn moving into Aries is true

We should probably wait before walking into Starbucks and demanding the 12% refund added to that last cappuccino. Let's see who the to-be-sure mess unwinds! Serious--additional serious--terrain ahead for the economy.

They also just gave him a gift. The tariffs were starting to strangle the economy.

So much winning

Time for new shiny object of distraction. Jeesh.

That’s OK, Silicon Valley Will continue paying him as will the networks (yes I’m looking at you Barry Weiss) and Universities and…. maybe even his “Bored of Piece” members will toss in a few bucks.

It’s ok. He’s got a long weekend of golf and pedophilia at Mar-A-Lago. Can’t be too concerned with anything else today.

Enjoy traveling lol

We only need his impeachment, conviction and removal. Following prosecution of his entire administration for crimes against humanity.

🙏👏

Trump will be so mad he’s losing, I bet he bombs something. Wah!!

Which is why he starts bombing Iran tonight.

Tourism down, countries finding alternate supply chains, our debt higher than ever, the deficit unchanged. The only ones benefiting from his policy are Russia and China

The dark money that buys the SC justices must be telling them to put a damper on Trump. Big business loves tax cuts, but does not benefit from capricious, flighty, illogical, ego-driven tariff wars. Prepare for a night of rage-tweeting as the Snowflake King digests yet another loss.

Everything trump touches. ....

To be honest, that sounds like a very good day.

I love this for him.

open.substack.com/pub/itskeife...

🤭🤭🤭

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Ketchup everywhere

There goes my Tariff rebate check! 😭

Wow. Solid start!

Wall Street is rejoicing again. It's us against them.

Sundown tonight it’s gonna be crazy

Perfect time to bomb IRAN.

But Aaron we can do better.

That' the pedo hat-trick.

Well Iran get ready!!!!

He's going to be in a tirade all weekend, isn't he?

ETTD! Everything Trump Touches Dies.

Shhhhhhh…

Hopefully, that all elevates the blood pressure.

Unfortunately the losses this morning belong to all of us. We all have to fail in order for him to fail and I will hate forever my fellow citizens who put us here on purpose because spite.

There are three justices on this court that are traitors to the constitution and are corrupt.

He’d need to have a heart.

Lightening has been known to strike twice.

From your lips. Unfortunately he just started bombing Iran

Supreme Court said “No” to ManBaby’s tariffs.

Hot damn!

State of the Union on Tuesday, after Trumps bad week, he will likely start his war with Iran this weekend

Bad morning indeed, SCOTUS finally decided to do their jobs! 🤣🤣

Love this for him

Conflicted emotions over this, the first two harm all of us, the last is good news AND implicated as a contributing cause of the first two, but at least trump's having a bad day.

THEY STRUCK DOWN THE TARIFFS?????

And he’s on TV lying about all of it!

#WhiteHouse Take that motherfucker! NOW.. release the files through the Transparency Act!

Get ready for Wag the Dog bsky.app/profile/john...

If you don’t like what is happening to our country, please join the next national protest: www.nokings.org

So attacking Iran this weekend, I assume? Wonder if China might think this is a good time to do something aggressive towards Taiwan—what with our military assets over deployed and preoccupied in the Med so that Orange Thug can distract us with his new “emergency” in the Mideast?

Aww... Poor him 😂

-- orders blanket bombing of *_______ *fill in the space

also -- shit himself

I love this for him🖤

Are we winning yet 🤔??

Soooo much winning 😁

But the regime will say everything is fine.

Keep his losing streak going.

Is that enough "winning" for today?

still too good

So let’s go golfing!

And he’s all over those EPSTEIN FILES

So how soon are we attacking Iran?

Every negative thing that impacts this admin is good. But every bad thing that impacts this admin has also horribly impacted all of us for a year. 🤬

Yet he is getting richer off America demise. Trumpstien economics only benefits himself and billionaire friends. No trickle down either.

Hide the ketchup.....

Jesus Christ, it’s really this bad, we have to take this as a win. But hey, I’ll take it. 🥳

Don't count on inflation being the same around the mid-term elections. Without the tariffs inflation should start going down. Key word there is "should".

But he's still got aliens

Winning!

Stressful. 🍊

🤞🤞🤞

Oh, noes! That means we're: -- falling for liberal lies about the economy -- just not disciplining the right people for their lies -- going to go bankrupt! Bankrupt! I know this because this is what Trump & friends have insisted is the reality! FFS. Every time reality strikes, they panic.

I fear you may be right..... 😔

Did the meltdown begin yet 😝😝😝

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Let's see how this "strike down" works. Remember getting all the Epstein files? Remember the East Wing?

And the latest polls are horrible. 49% say he's corrupted, 47% say racist and 46% say he's cruel. 👌

#LameDuckWatch

Trump doesn't care about the economy. He is making billions of dollars off his role as the worst president in the history of the world. He cares about himself and his legacy which is why he wants to put his name on everything.

Now we need a big new #Epstein disclosure

😉

🥰

SCOTUS took away his most king-like power. Foreign leaders had to kiss his ass, CEO’s had to pay him off for exceptions. He’s furious and I love it!😍

And th walls are closing in.

I'm gonna go with worse.

His idol Putin as well.

And he's still a dumbass, traitorous bitch, just saying.

And he's still a pedophile, a dumbass, and unfortunately still the President of The United states.

The WH will need new toilets.

Now if he would just walk off the roof of the White House this time…

That aneurism is just ticking away 🤯