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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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I think I should run for president... So I can sleep all day, golf every weekend, do nothing for the American people, and get paid for it. Maybe I will even create my own crypto coin so I can make billions off of everyone.

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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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I'm glad this post got so popular, but meanwhile, I have to beg my family for $100 every couple weeks to pay for my food and cat food and gas, because I can't handle working right now. I could use some help.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Full Disclosure: Yes, I will spend any donations I receive on food, cat supplies, gas, prescription cannabis, and entertainment, if I receive enough, in that order. In 3 months, I've only received about $500, so it's been mostly spend on food for me, cat supplies (food & litter) & gas for my car.

gofundme.comDonate to Help Me Survive This Winter While Without Work, organized by Jennie JonzenHi everyone, my name is Jennie. I’m reaching out because, like many o… Jennie Jonzen needs your support for Help Me Survive This Winter While Without Work
β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Of course, I am NOT making $200,000.00 per day. I'm in terrible debt & am making $0 per day. If I could just find a way to make money without selling my soul or turning myself into a morning person, that would be great, but seems like I'm expected to do both.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

If I made $200,000 a day & had no more money worries, what would I do with that money? That would be about $73,000,000 a year. I would start small with feeding & housing every homeless person in my community, even if it meant giving them a monthly universal basic income. Just as a start.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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The thing is - hype doesn't work on me. Carrot & stick doesn't work on me. Motivational zoom meetings doesn't work on me. All of that just pisses me off & makes me feel worse, not better. I need work with quality training, not jazz hands, that let's me do work from home afternoon & evening hours.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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If anyone wants to see what I could do with $2B a year, DM me & we can get started. LMFAO. Like THAT's going to happen.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Dude wants to be famous, so here goes. Did a little basic math & I could support just under 30,000 per year, on that amount. That's just under half the homeless in LA area. It's a drop in the bucket but it would be a start. With $2B a year, every homeless person in the USA could be fed & housed.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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If you all want me to run for president in 2028, donate to my gofundme. LOL

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Thinking I should just create a funder to get these tattoos. Screw it. That would be fun. You can use this one, for now, until I decide to make a separate one. www.gofundme.com/f/easing-the... bsky.app/profile/asta...

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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I am glad so many people agree with me on this important issue.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

I have a Fuck Trump sign on Fallout 76 that people just LOVE, including loving posing in front of. 🀣🀣🀣🀣 And I have a lot of things priced at 8647 or 2547. This is at my Fallingwater CAMP.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Hey Magat America, I hope you're all fucking happy that you reelected an asshole who brought in the worst assholes on the planet to help destroy the government. It turns out that running the government & destroying the government are two different things. Hope you fuckers are all fucking happy.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

I hope the Magats are happy about the border, because the rest of the nation is going to shit because they had to put this asshole back in power because they're racist assholes, just like him.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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What should my crypto be called?

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

if I created my own cryptocurrency, what should I name it? Astartiel? Jenniecoin?