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Oh, you wanna come over? Cool. Just give me three business days to clean my house until it looks like no one has ever lived here.

2/8/26, 10:02 pm8 reposts74 likes

Hazel Weakly

@hazelweakly.me

3 Aug

Deeply accurate. I see someone else’s house a little less tidy and I’m all “oh how nice they’re normal; I’m glad they feel like they can relax around me and not worry about it; I’m glad they feel comfortable simply focusing on being together and sharing their space with me” My place? Nope. Never

Jason Nemecek

@jasonnnemecek.bsky.social

2 Aug

And those three days are for you to clean just the parts of the house that you think i might see while I'm there. "Please don't open that door or use the upstairs bathroom."

Emmett

@emmettnaughton.bsky.social

2 Aug

Oh you just SHOWED UP at my house uninvited?! Sure ya... umm I don't actually live like this.

@bkey1970.bsky.social

2 Aug

oh, dang, I need that too. getting a new fridge on thursday 'cuz the old one died horribly.

Dan Ciruli

@danciruli.cloud

2 Aug

I'm glad you specified "business days" because I don't think you should be required to give up your weekend for cleaning just because someone decided to impose on you.

Dan Ciruli

@danciruli.cloud

2 Aug

Also: shout out to those friends so close that they can come by anytime! They the real ones.