Army Of Evil Robots on Mythryl: “theonion.com/crab-just-ha... It's sad to me that the crabs won't get…”

theonion.com/crab-just-ha... It's sad to me that the crabs won't get the joke, but at least the Onion continues to be the most accurate news purveyor out there.

theonion.comCrab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His FriendsNEW BEDFORD, MA—Expressing deep gratitude to find himself surrounded by those so dear to his heart, local crab Dan Herscher told reporters Wednesday that he was just happy to be in a bucket with all h...

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