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1. “You don’t have a X problem. You have a Y problem.” This is called correctio. AI loves it because it sounds profound without saying anything real.

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2. Everything arrives in groups of three. “No fluff, no filler, just results.” That’s a tricolon, the rhythm of a keynote speech. It’s why every post now sounds like the same LinkedIn thought leader instead of a person.

3. The word “quietly.” Everything is quietly falling apart, quietly changing, quietly building. It’s trying to manufacture an emotion the writing didn’t earn.

4. “It’s not just X. It’s Y.” The fake-deep escalation. AI reaches for it when it has nothing bigger to actually say.