One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.
As soon as they’re out of the case, it’s game on and no one can know where they will finally land. NFL should redesign the pigskin to mimic the more lively nature of a loose AirPod as it careens through the time-space continuum.