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the beauty of Home Alone is that, unlike pretty much any other movie I loved when I was younger, I have not come to sympathize with the grown-ups one bit as an adult

Let’s not overlook the assorted nightmare cousins, who are also terrible and deserving of having their French vacation ruined

Can we also talk about how “old man Marley” was living in that house alone? Because I personally would like details…

He's rich enough to have a house like that in the first place, he's got enough money to hire a housekeeper to come out once a month. Especially since he probably only used like 3 rooms.

He had zero other responsibilities and could have easily made sure he saw all five children’s faces in the morning after his wife did everything else